Category: Girl Drinks
Girl Drinks is where we celebrate women who tend bar, publish their best whiskey cocktail recipes, and sometimes write insane screes aimed at the ignorant asshats who worry about a drink’s gender.
Is a Taylor Swift a Girlie Drink?
Kid, listen. I know you just threw a barstool through a flatscreen because the…
Is Blair Ault the Greatest Whiskey Librarian in Texas?
What are you reading? What’s your fight song? I love this song for it’s…
Jess Nabers
What are you reading? Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica What was the…
Girls Drinks with Brenda Fisher
What are you reading? I wish I had time to read. What was the…
Sarah Williams: Maverick Distilling’s Maverick Manager.
All American Whiskey: What are you reading? Sarah Williams: The Bourbon Steward Handbook. I…
Is a Whiskey Smash a Girly Drink?
Here we go. Do me a favor. Go back outside and put your AR-15…
Is a Negroni a Girl Drink?
You again. I’m tempted to go easy on you because we have history. You…
Is a 7 and 7 a Girl Drink?
…and anyway, now that Coolio’s gone, I think west coast G-funk gangsta hip-hop pop…
Sarah VonderHaar’s Midnight in Manhattan
PERSON: What are you reading? The Content Trap, Bharat Anand. What was the last…
Is a Paper Plane a Girl Drink?
Sir, we’re gonna ask you to disembark. This flight is for grown-ass men, and…
Is a New York Sour a Girly Drink?
Are you there? Are you in New York? You are? Ok, do me a…
Pam Wiz is Remixing How We Drink
Follow Pam Wiz PERSON: What are you reading? American Serial killers: the epidemic yees…
Paula Lukas Rocks with Brass in Pocket
Paula Lukas: How the hell did you come up with this drink? I did…
Is a Boulevardier a Girly Drink?
For your own edification, asking her what she likes applies to so many more scenarios than ordering a drink, the best of which you will never enjoy if you keep worrying that what you’re ordering for her ISN’T GIRLY ENOUGH, you summer dashboard heat melted 8-track tape of grunts.
Is a Manhattan a Girly Drink?
No, you wearisome jut-jawed cliff-browed bowspleened soap allergic cow fart.
Lindsay Merbaum Mixes Whiskey and Literary Witchcraft
Lindsay Merbaum: How the hell did you come up with this drink? In A.K….
Is an Old Fashioned a Girly Drink?
No hell it ain’t. Yes hell it is. Why don’t you just get one…
Girl Drinks: Fuck Bagpipes
First of all, there’s no such thing you misogynistic douche canoe. Secondly, I’m sorry…
Is a Whiskey Sour a Girly Drink?
Yes hell it is. No hell it ain’t. Buy one for a girly. Drink…
